FLOEMS

JEFF GROSS

#2024 Galore
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2024, THE GALORE,

NO TIME TO SNORE, GO SHANNON SHORE,

LOCK THE DOOR, TIME FOR MORE,

STUDIO IS DONE, UNLEASH THE FUN,

PUSH THE ENVELOPE, GONNA BE DOPE,

NO TIME TO MOPE, BRING OUT THE SOAP,

RUNNING CLEAN, WILLIE BEAMING,

NEVER STEAMING, PULL OUT THE GLEAMING,

GIVEAWAY HERE, GIVEAWAY THERE,

GIVEAWAY EVERYWHERE, DON’T CARE,

ABUNDANCE IS THE WORD, MUST HAVE HEARD,

LIFE’S A ROLLER COASTER, PUT IT ON A POSTER,

DREAM BIG, START TO DIG,

TUNNEL OUT, SCREAM AND SHOUT,

BEST YEAR YET, DON’T FORGET,

NOT A CHORE, THE YEAR OF GALORE

#2024

#2023 Floem
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2023 IT’S TIME FOR ME,

JUST WAIT AND SEE, PURE GLEE,

CALL IT DESTINY, LIKE A TREE,

COMING STRONG, LASTING LONG,

DUE FOR THE WIN, CALLING GIN,

YES WITH A GRIN, IT’S NOT A SIN,

TO ENJOY, BRING THE CONVOY,

BUY SOME TOYS, MAKE SOME NOISE,

PODIUMS ARE COOL, BUT TO DROOL,

ENJOY THE POOL, SKIP SCHOOL,

NEED THE WIN, SHOW THE KIN,

LIKE JEREMY LIN, DROP A PIN,

LEAVE A MARK, CREATE A SPARK,

WALK IN THE PARK, MAKE THE DOGS BARK,

TIME FOR ME

#2023

#2022 Floem
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2022, FOCUSED ON YOU,

YOU ALREADY KNEW, YES IT’S TRUE,

MY FOCUS HAS SHIFTED, SPIRITS FULLY LIFTED,

YES YOU ARE GIFTED, YOUR CONTENT BEING SIFTED,

WORKING ON A PLAN, TOOK IT AND RAN,

FOR WOMAN & MAN, I’LL ASK YOU FOR A HAND,

IT’S ALMOST READY, KEEPING IT STEADY,

DAY BY DAY, IT’S ALMOST TIME TO SAY,

WHAT IS IN STORE, THE PROJECT I ADORE,

IT’S HARDLY A CHORE, CREATIVITY GALORE,

CAN’T WAIT TO SHOW YOU MORE, IN 2022

#2022

#2021 Floem
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2021, THE YEAR OF FUN,
AN ABSOLUTE TON, OF SUN RUNS,
THIS IS THE ONE, WON’T STOP TILL IT’S DONE,
THE YEAR THAT STANDS OUT, FORGET THE KLOUT,
NO TIME TO POUT, WITHOUT A DOUBT,
THE TOP YEAR, NEVER A FEAR,
VISION IS CLEAR, THE GOALS HAVE APPEARED,
BALANCE IS KEY, ITS PLAIN TO SEE,
STICK WITH ME, OH COULD IT BE,
THE BIGGEST SCORE, I WOULD ADORE,
ASK FOR MORE, LOCK THE DOORS!
GET STRAPPED IN, ARE WE IN A SIM?
I’M LOOKING WITHIN, NEVER TO SIN,
KEEPING IT CLEAN, PLENTY OF GLEAMS,
KIND OF OBSCENE, NEVER BEEN MEAN,
ONLY NICE, NOT A SINGLE VICE,
PAID THE PRICE, TIME FOR SOME SPICE!

#2021

#2020 Floem
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2020, FORECAST ONLY SUNNY,
NOT BEING FUNNY, JUST LIKE BUNNIES,
MULTIPLYING SO FAST, GAME AT FULL MAST,
I’M HERE TO LAST, HAVING A BLAST,
BAD BEATS IN THE PAST, LIKE A CAST,
TIME HEALS, DISCIPLINE OF A NAVY SEAL,
BANKROLL NEAR ANDY BEAL, I CONTROL THE WHEEL,
SHUFFLE UP & DEAL, GO AHEAD & PEEL,
SEE WHAT THOSE CARDS REVEAL, MAYBE HAVE TO STEAL,
AS IN RUN A BIG BLUFF, NOT TRYING TO BE TOUGH,
JUST WHATEVER IT TAKES, RISING IN STAKES,
PASS THRU THE FAKES, COLLECTING THE CAKE,
FOR HEAVEN SAKE, I NEVER FLAKE,
ALWAYS SHOW UP, LIKE A PUP,
I KNOW NO OTHER WAY, EACH & EVERY DAY,
I COME TO PLAY, VERSATILE IF I I MAY,
PODCAST FIRST, A TWITCH STREAM TO QUENCH THE THIRST,
YOUTUBE HIGHLIGHTS FOR A BURST, AN IG STORY AT WORST,
CONTENT GALORE, DO YOU WANT MORE?
HEAD TO MY STORE, OR TAKE A TOUR,
ON MY WEBSITE, VEDRAN KEEPS IT IN FLIGHT,
HIGH & TIGHT, NICE & BRIGHT,
OBS OVERLAY JUST RIGHT, GOODNIGHT.

#2020

#2019 The year of crystal clear
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GOING FOR STREAMER OF THE YEAR, BUT DON’T FEAR,

I WON’T SHED A TEAR, EVEN IF IT’S CLEAR,

DAY IN & DAY OUT, NEVER A DOUBT,

CONTINUE TO SPROUT, I DON’T HAVE TO SHOUT,

MONEY ON MY MIND, PRIORITY IS TO BE KIND,

SIMPLY GRIND, I’M EASY TO FIND,

JUST CHECK MY TWITTER, DON’T BE BITTER,

I’M NOT A QUITTER, GRAB A SITTER

& PULL UP MY TWITCH, THAT’S NOT A GLITCH,

14 HOURS LIVE, BEGINNING TO THRIVE,

CATCHING MY STRIDE, YES THAT’S FIVE,

FINAL TABLES, KEEPING IT STABLE,

WILLING AND ABLE, BETTER THEN CABLE,

I’M ALWAYS ON, FROM DUSK TILL DAWN,

I RARELY YAWN, I’M NOT A PAWN,

NEVER HATE, ALWAYS MOTIVATE,

I WON’T BE LATE, I CONGRATULATE,

MY PEERS, GIVE THEM CHEERS,

MUSIC TO MY EARS, WHEN THEY CLEAR,

A BIG SCORE, MAKES ME WANT IT MORE,

GRIND THE TOUR, READY FOR WHAT’S IN STORE,

WILL IT BE BLISS, OR A BIG MISS?

COULD GET DISSED, OR A CHACE TO KISS,

THAT BIG WIN, A PERMANENT GRIN,

#2019 The year of crystal clear

#PSPC: Floem
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PSPC, COULD IT BE?

2019 ON A TEE, STARTING SO FREE,

WILL IT BE ME? IT’S TIME TO SEE,

HARD TO MISS, WITH AN OPEN CANVAS,

A CHANCE FOR BLISS, TO POSSIBLY KISS,

THAT BEAUTIFUL TROPHY, SO CHARGE YOUR MOPHIE,

PACK YOUR BAGS, BRING THE WAGS,

TELL YOUR LADS, NO REASON TO BE MAD,

SELL THEM A PIECE, EVEN TO YOUR LUCKY NIECE,

OR THE ENTIRE FAM, HIT THAT GRAND SLAM,

YELL OUT BAM! PAY ME PLEASE MAM,

I’LL HANDLE UNCLE SAM, FAT TIP TO PAM,

SHE DEALT THE LAST HAND, $4MM IN BANDS,

CAUGHT MYSELF A TAN, WITH TOES IN THE SAND,

HAD QUITE THE WEEK, NOTHING I WOULD TWEAK,

FINISHED AT THE PEAK, KNEES FEELING WEAK,

WON A PLATINUM PASS, THEN BEAT THE MASS,

IT HAPPENED SO FAST, A CHAMPION AT LAST,

#PSPC #PCA2019

AQ On My Team 2018: Floem
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ACE QUEEN, TIME TO JOIN MY TEAM,
BE LIKE HAKEEM, WHEN I WILLIE BEAM,
FIRE UP THE STREAM, NO IT’S NOT A DREAM,
OR A DRILL, PREDOMINANTLY SKILL,
LET’S DO JUST THAT, WHEN YOU ARE AT BAT,
LET’S TRY TO HOLD, WHY ALWAYS SO COLD,
GETS KINDA OLD, SIMILAR TO MOLD,
I’M NOT BEING BOLD, DON’T WANT TO SCOLD,
SIMPLY SAYING, SHOULDN’T BE PRAYING,
WHEN ALWAYS AHEAD, COULD FLOP EM DEAD,
OR WIN A FLIP, THEN WE COULD SKIP,
HAVING THEM PIPPED, JUST TO GET JIPPED,
AS DNEGS ONCE SAID, HAND IS LIKE LEAD,
PUTS YOU TO BED, MESSES WITH YOUR HEAD,
CALLED IT THE 2.7, THE OPPOSITE OF HEAVEN,
BRINGS SO MUCH PAIN, DRIVES YOU INSANE,
A BRUTAL GAME, STAY IN YOUR LANE,
ACE QUEEN, ON MY TEAM.

POKERFLOWSHOW

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DreamFlow 2017

IT’S 2017, WITH A HUNGER YOU HAVEN’T SEEN,
FAR FROM A TEEN, NOW I HAVE A QUEEN,
CHILDREN WILL FOLLOW, THAT’S HARD TO SWALLOW,
LIKELY LESS TRAVEL, FEET IN THE GRAVEL,
SO I FIND, ACTUALLY WON’T MIND,
IF I GET THE ITCH, I’LL POP ON TWITCH,
KEEP THE CONTENT RICH, THIS ISN’T A GLITCH,
I GO WITH THE FLOW, ENJOYING THE SHOW,
THAT IS CALLED LIFE, PASS ME A KNIFE,
TO SPREAD THE WORD, THIS MAY SOUND ABSURD,
WE ARE JUST GETTING GOING, LIKE A BOEING,
STRAIGHT FLOWING, YOU’RE ALREADY KNOWING,
WE PUSH AND WE SHOVE, ALWAYS FOR LOVE,
OF THIS GAME, DON’T GO INSANE,
JUST HOP ON A PLANE, OR EVEN A TRAIN,
STAY IN YOUR LANE, HELPS EASE THE PAIN,
I’M STILL LOOKING FOR, MY FIRST BIG LIVE SCORE,
I NEED A BIT MORE, ALTHOUGH I ADORE,
PLENTY OF PODIUMS, BUT LIKE IMODIUM’S,
ONLY TEMPORARY RELIEF, TIME FOR OUR BELIEF,
THAT YES WE CAN, HERE’S TO THE FANS,
MIGHT AS WELL BE A MAJOR, WE TOOK A WAGER,
RIP CRAIG SAGER, HE DID WHAT HE LOVED,
NOW LOOKING FROM ABOVE, SEES US LIKE A DOVE,
FOLLOWING OUR HEART, AS IN MARIO KART,
RACING FOR THE GOLD, HAVE TO BE BOLD,
SO I WAS TOLD, LET OUR HANDS HOLD,
SIMILAR TO MOLD, WAS GETTING KINDA OLD,
CAREER IN IDLE, WITHOUT THAT KEY TITLE,
BUT THIS IS NO MORE, LOCK THE DOOR,
TODAY IS OUR DAY, WE PUT IT IN PLAY,
DID IT OUR WAY, NOW WE CAN SAY,
WE HAVE THAT BIG WIN, AN ELEVATED CHIN,
EVEN A GRIN, TODAY WE HIT GIN,

POKERFLOWSHOWOTG, MY DREAMFLOW 2017

My Dream Stream 2016
#PokerFlowShow ~ My Fire

MY FIRE IS REAL, SO WARM YOU WILL FEEL,
EACH AND EVERY WAY, HOW I GO ABOUT MY DAY,
DON’T WORRY OR SIGH, THERE IS NO “I’LL TRY”,
NEVER HAVE YOU CRY, WATCH ME FLY,
RIGHT TO THE TOP, ONLY THEN I WILL STOP,
JUST FOR A SEC, PURELY TO CHECK,
TAKE SOME TIME TO REFLECT, OH WHAT THE HECK,
LET’S KEEP IT GOING, MY SHOW IS FLOWING,
KEEPING IT ROLLING, ALREADY KNOWING,
I DO WHAT I LOVE, I PUSH AND I SHOVE,
YES I’M ALL IN, ALWAYS TO WIN,
THAT IS THE PLAN, MY WORD AS A MAN,
I’LL BE THE TOP STREAMER, CALL ME A DREAMER,
BUT WE’RE ON THE WAY, THE VERY FIRST DAY,
HAD QUITE THE START, SOARED OFF THE CHARTS,
1,970 LIVE EYES, THE REASON WHY?